#fuck my camera quality tho what the actual fuck

[fried-manto]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[lusalemaart]

🥛🍔

[shiroisotto64]

UPDATING MY OZZIE AND FIZZ HEADCANONS 😁

ASMODUES

- Ozzie spoils his significant others. He loves to see them happy. Literally anything you want you get no questions asked!

- ( i don’t know what I was on when I said fizz could cook forgive me ) Ozzie tries to make breakfast whenever he isn’t to busy in the morning! And he lets them ramble on about whatever they want to!

- he’s super supportive of you and whatever your profession is! He doesn’t take disrespect towards his partners. You can dress as sluty or as comfy as you want. No judgement.

- he just tends to sit back and watch the chaotic things you and fizz do and get into. as long as your both not hurt in the process. If so then you’ll be (very lightly) scolded! Be careful next time.

- you’re really only seen next to Gina me fizz. He’s a sin fizz is super popular and you may be to depending on what your profession is. It’s just the best way to keep you safe honestly. You all go on trips whenever y’all wanna get out of the house tho. He lets you both choose we’re to go.

- ozzie checks up on fizz to make sure his limbs are functioning and while the smaller imp bounces around you sometimes cuddle fizz while he waits. Ozzie thinks it’s really cute.

- asmodeus is REALLY bad at keeping your relationship a secret. Yet so is fizz so it’s alright. They can’t hide the way they look at each other! And you of course. Ozzie has been caught on camera making lovey eyes to many times to count. 😭

- he’s always down to fuck if your up for it. It’s pretty easy to get him going. As we saw a good pair of puppy eyes and a smooth big daddy and your good. 👍🏽

Fizzarolli

- he’s so silly. Like actually. He’s all over you and flirting non stop! You can barely keep ‘em off you. He loves quality time and physical touch.

- he runs off of praise and attention from both you and ozzie. He’ll roll over and play dead of left to his own devices for to long.

- you and Ozzie watch in awe as he fusses over his little girls. He pampers his little pets like no other. He has the most fun during walks and bath time! They get water all over the place and he loves whipping his skates out! (Doesn’t want him skating in the mansion.)

- random fashion shows. He loves showing off all of his outfits and stuff. Different hats and everything. He even convinces Ozzie to get him different color limbs for when he wants to match em with the current color.

- he curls up on which ever of you is close when he’s tired. Just slings himself onto you honestly. But be careful! Sometimes it’s a trick. 💀 he’ll nip at you when you let your guard down and run off while giggling the little shit 😭

- Ozzie randomly hums and sings and he randomly imitates different horns and loud instruments. Fizz has made a beat out of his horns before.

- he still pulls pranks. Like screaming in your ear to wake you up in the morning. He’s been fussed at to many times for this so now he uses his horns. (Yay?)

- blushes when shown genuine affection or compliments but turns his head away to hid the blush if in public and regain his composure.

- a total show off but who’s surprised.

- fizz gets turned on if your protective of him. Especially if you can fight. Ozzie is more lax if he knows you can take care of yourself and fizz. But fizz brags about how safe he feels and how sexy it is that you get so worked up over his safety.

[scourgeofmyownbrain]

Good fucking day, Robot enjoyers! Gaze upon the updated semi-accurate height comparison of Bumblebee across the multiverse.

This is an updated version of a chart I made a few months ago. I had gotten some feedback and then TFOne came out and I kinda had to update it. I also added a Gen 1 Optimus Prime for scale, for fun... no other reason... (edit: slight adjustment made, just corrected a slight mistake in the order)

I am also working on at least two more character charts and one universe chart, so hopefully I can finish those soon (for some fucking genius reason I decided to do the characters that show up EVERY FUCKING UNIVERSE so I'm s u f f e r i n g)

*PST! Optimus, Megatron, Shockwave, Soundwave, Ratchet, and Ironhide ones are done now*

Master Post

Listed Heights, Explanations, and Justifications below the cut, bc you couldn't shut me up if you tried and I had shit to say.

Gen 1 - ~10 feet (TFwiki says greater than 3 meters so I rounded up to the first whole number because round)

Netflix Cybertron Trilogy - ~10 feet (He looks identical to Gen 1 so... the reason his photo looks weird is because I couldn't find a good full body photo with him standing straight up facing the camera so I put two images together to make the worst looking photoshop job you have ever seen)

Earth Spark - ~10 feet (There is no confirmed height yet, but using this screen shot (see below) of him standing in front of a barn door, I was able to make a reasonable guess, bc I'm so smart.)

One V1 - ~13 feet (I am well aware of what the TFWiki says: 26.429 feet. And I fully reject that number. A: These numbers are sourced from the Walmart Promotional AR Experience that came out before the movie. B: There are three decimal points, and that number does not convert into a whole number in meters (which is originally what I thought was weird about it). C: The director has said that this movie is both canon to the LA movies and its own separate canon, and Bumblebee in both sets of LA movies does not exceed 20 feet tall. Ever. So, for sanity's sake, I have used the KCV numbers as my baseline. Bee grows when he gets his t-cog so shrink this one down a few feet. Look, I'm working on the Optimus chart rn, and one of the numbers from Beast Wars on the wiki was very observably wrong, and if I can dispute numbers older than me, I can dispute numbers 2 decades younger than me from fucking Walmart. Also, yes, his picture is 3 images sandwiched together)

Animated - 13 feet 3 Inches (There is no actual given heights, but in the comments of the previous version, @phoenix-inanis told me that they had done their own analysis of TFA heights and, gonna be real with you, I am blown away by all of their work and how detailed it is. Go marvel at how much work they put in -> https://phoenix-inanis.notion.site/TFA-Height-Chart-f6ad2960ca8c4c5b859ee4958723aaa4?pvs=4 )

One V2 - ~15 Feet (Please see reasoning above. Since this is as tall as we see Bee get, he's the same height as KCV Bee. Sweet fuck, I have put way too much effort into this shit)

Knight/Capel-Verse - 15 feet (No actual numbers, but Mirage is stated to be 15 feet tall (TFWiki), and he and Bee are like the same height, so... Capel directed the ROTB movie if you're wondering why his name is there)

Bayverse V1 - 16 feet (TFWiki. This is like the first 3 movies minimum, I don't remember when he hits his growth spurt. Also mr bay is king, we have numbers for nearly every character in BV)

Cyberverse - 18 feet (I'm gonna be honest, the only info we have is from a really shitty screen shot of a magazine. SO if any one has a copy of this book from the video below, a high quality scan would be greatly appreciated and I will kiss the ground you walk upon. Yes I found the video where the screen shot comes from leave me alone)

Bayverse V2 - 18 feet (TFWiki. Movie 4-5 I can't remember which one, I'm not re-looking this up. I fucking love the bayverse tho, this is the only universe with concrete and consistent this-character-is-this-height info)

Aligned Cont. WF/FOC - 20 feet (TFWiki/Fandom. Video game info screens you godsend, kiss me sweetly)

Aligned Cont. TFP/RID15 - 21 feet (These two designs are canonically identical, like in ALC canon, Bee has not changed visually at all...Ok, yes I got this number from fandom and they give literally no source for where they got these numbers. But, I can fully believe these are accurate. Just by looking at these characters on the show I can verify these numbers in my mind. Here, let's Compare.

This is Sam compared to Bee from one of the BV movies, I'm too lazy to check which one. Sam is average size for a human and we know Bee is 16 feet tall in the first three movies. Checks out. Let's now look at a TFP Character who is also 16 feet tall.

Jack is average size for a human, and the size difference is about the same. Can you see why I can't question the Aligned heights, even if they don't have a source??!?! They specifically made this universe to be full of freakishly tall robots for some fucking reason.)

Not Pictured: Aligned Cont. Rescue Bots and Rescue Bots Academy Bumblebee - 21 Feet tall. Look, did you want to see all 5 versions of ALC Bee? No, you don't. They're all the same height anyway; the back row would have just been a wall of redundant yellow. 5 different fucking art styles in one universe, why is that one my favourite.

Here's the front row and the back row separated into their own jpgs. I know it's kind of hard to tell which Bumblebee is which when they're all together.

[goldfades]

Okay, so I’ve actually been thinking about this non-stop, but I’m no writer, so you’ll have to bear with me: Manager y/n, who is doing ‘research’ for the Paige edits, gets super into TikTok for like a week before they have to cut themselves off.

And during this week, they’re not just watching videos – no, they’re posting them. I’m talking like 5 a day MINIMUM. It all starts when they see the “who’s afraid of little old me” sound is trending and promptly post a slideshow, beginning with a soft, smile-filled picture of them with the team before “you should be” is sung out, and it cuts to a like 10-second compilation they had seen of them and the team screaming at refs or just looking super pissed off on the sidelines (as others have mentioned, the rbf is no joke).

Fans, of course, go crazy because, omg they’re posting on their account now? (It’s chalked up to KK’s influence.) And when their first video blows up, Manager y/n is officially hooked.

After seeing Paige’s Tru Fru video, they use the song to make an edit of them and the team using mostly unseen pictures and videos from the Europe trip to “I was over love and I’d had enough ‘till I found you”. It’s just so painfully sweet and a little bit sappy; people love it.

Things take a dramatic turn, though, when they discover thirst traps. NOW, they only post one, but one is enough to send people spiraling. “That’s my playpen, borderline thinking like Barbie.”

Lives are lost that day.

And the team’s reaction? Let's just say they've never hit the repost button faster. Paige has it saved and favorited in her camera roll, but you didn’t hear that from me.

“Now I’m down bad, crying at the gym” is posted to a video from when they tried to do the team’s conditioning day with them, and things didn’t go well. Manager y/n is strong, but this is a whole other level; they don’t even make it past the first hour before tears are shed. The whole team finds it hilarious (and it is).

KK gets them into dances too; there’s at least three posted to “Get it sexyy” before the day is done. And there’s soooo much more. “There must have been an angel by my side” is posted with Ice and Azzi. A “You know how to ball, I know Aristotle” ‘fit check with Paige goes triple platinum on the platform. And there are a perhaps unreasonable number of videos posted to “make her disappear just like poof, then she’s gone, addicted don’t know what the fuck I’m on” from a particularly fun night out (they had to take frantically down half of them when they woke up, but we won’t talk about that).

But perhaps the true pièce de résistance is ‘Man eater’. It was supposed to just be a ‘fit check after they got particularly dressed up for a team dinner/fundraiser but simply put, the people couldn’t take it. It took less than an hour for edits to start rolling in, and when some multiple people in their classes the next day (INCLUDING THEIR FAVORITE PROFESSOR) tells them they saw it , Manager y/n decided to take a step back (they can handle online attention, but in person is a whole different ball game).

After all, “we can’t have too many celebrities on this team.”

Last notes: This brief deep dive does dramatically affect the quality of the edits they make though; there was just so much inspiration to be taken (for research purposes only of course). 2 weeks after they stop posting on their personal account, a Paige and Nika hype edit to ‘Carnival’ is posted on the UConn page. They almost get in trouble for it, but they gain a couple of thousand followers and it quickly becomes the most liked video on their page. And who’s going to get mad at someone for what turns out to be a stroke of marketing genius (explicit lyrics be damned)?

THIS IS NOW MY FAV THING EVERTRR CUS YOURE SO SO SO RIGHT, i love the way u think nonnie

absolutely, and i feel like after the week is over she’s on the same level as paige — there are fan edits EVERYWHERE and manager is getting so much attention from everyone (ofc she doesn’t mind tho)

when she stops posting as much as she used to i can def see everyone begging for scraps 😭😭 they reuse the same 10 clips they have and the scraps they can find up until queen y/n posts again 😭😭

pls send more thoughts this was so much reading through it!

[urhoneycombwitch]

Heyyy! Just a quick little request that has been TAKING over my mind. GN!Reader that LOVESSSSS photography x Rockstar!eddie. LIKE Reader will be taking photos of him whenever because he’s just so goddamn pretty playing his guitar. And Eddie will snatch film and shit for them. I’d like to think that they both have Polaroid pictures of each other. Bonus points if reader doesn’t like taking pictures of themselves but LOVES taking pictures of Eddie. I DONT KNOW I JUST THINKS ITS CUTE AHHHHH. if it’s fluff, smut, whatever, you do you! :D Byeeeeeeeee

as a film photographer myself i feel uniquely qualified to add to this tysm anon 💖

gn!reader, +18 mdni

Eddie absolutely gets you the good shit. he makes it a habit to visit the local camera stores at every city when he’s on the road, shells out for high-quality film cuz you taught him right and he actually listens when you talk about your interests!!

constantly surprising you with new gear. he’s never had money like this before and the fact that he can actually buy his partner things is so fucking thrilling. if his baby wants a vintage Rolleiflex with Planar lens that’s what’s getting boxed up for ‘em.

once you and Eddie settle on a house, he sets up a whole darkroom on the lower floor- lets you pick out all the details, hires a plumbing guy to hook up water so that you can do your own film baths. Jonathan Byers is equal parts green with envy and grateful that you’re willing to share the space w/him whenever he comes out for a visit 😇

before you, Eddie never really liked his picture taken, tolerated the ordeal at best- Wayne showed you an old photo book one time, groused about his nephew making odd faces and being squirmy in front of the lens even as young as 4 years old. you’ve made up for it a hundred times over, tho- Eddie learned quick that you wouldn’t take no for an answer when it came to your new muse.

you’ve got probably over a thousand pictures of him by now, in different states across the country, some on stage in full makeup shredding on guitar, a few that are widely recognized as Corroded’s album covers- but most are quiet, intimate. there’s this one you keep in your wallet, makes your heart flutter every time: Eddie leaned back in the grass on his elbows, soft sunlight filtered through the magnolia tree in your backyard, eyes crinkled at the corners and fixed on you behind the camera.

he’s got a bunch of you, too, of course- mostly Polaroids that are decidedly not for public eye. keeps those like a true gentleman safe in a shoebox under your bed at home: images burned into his brain by this point to take with him in memory while on the road. the soft shape of your thigh against a downy duvet, gleaming pearlescent with his cum. another of his hand wrapped around your throat, rings digging into gentle flesh under the blissed-out smile of your mouth that makes him ache somethin’ fierce just thinking about it.

there are others that he does keep in his wallet, more tame but just as searingly intimate, ones he’s taken after cajoling you in front of the lens or having won a tussle over whose turn it was to shoot whom. one of you with guitar cables looped neatly around either arm after a gig, nose crunched and mouth halfway to telling him off, irritation and fondness captured in bright flash. another of you stretched out in the front yard, one hand at your forehead to block the afternoon sun, the other resting placid on your stomach as you looked up at him.

“This one’s mine,” Eddie always says when asked about you, showing off the latest picture with a deep well of love and pride. he may as well start carrying an album for all the photos he carries of you.

[lunar-system]

the acolyte e5 liveblog

uh fuck we are actually killing people here

like, a light saber is a lethal-lethal weapon all of a sudden

which makes total sense but is not the TONE i'm used to in star wars

pip is a flashlight<3

as amazingly many annoying jedi qualities yord has he is also actually good at following orders. surprisingly good, considering he has such big ego. but i suppose he respects the jedi order that much.

mae and padawan are fighting nooooO!!!! girls!!!

"under arrest for the fire that killed your family" that was an oopsie from the padawan whats-her-name

baddie: "and let you read my thoughts?" that is honestly a red flag that sol just does it whenever it benefits him. cop behaviour.

"what master hides his face from his pupil?" "you tell me" OOOOOHHHH BURN OF THE CENTURY. sol got angy

jecki is the padawan's name!

"jecki is a jedi and can take care of herself" NO she's a padawan and the last padawan that got involved with mae eventually killed himself! god!

i know it's stage sword fighting but based on the efficiently the baddie killed the other jedis either sol is extremely good OR the baddie does not actually want to kill him

"he gets into a jedi's head" now that's interesting. really, if the jedi allowed other cultures religions organisation to use the force how many more uses for it could they develop?

pls pls pls evil guy don't kill jecki like you killed all those unnamed sidecharacteeeers

"Mae, you can learn from this padawan. She's a loyal pupil" god he's bitchy

JECKI WITH TWO SABERS GO GIRL

(if a saber can cut the handle of another sabel, that seems like a tactic everyone would utilise all of the time. but maybe it's because the jedi play a fair game and that's not very sportsmanlike.)

thank you light department for lighting this night forest with reasonable brightness

master to mae: "you've always been weak." does no other order after the coven ever take social bonds seriously? like if mae is interested that her lost lost sister is alive shouldn't that be taken seriously?

master almost got beheaded by jecki there. honestly good for her

WHICH SIDE WILL MAE FIGHT FOR naaaahhh she's off to the woods again. based

jecki saved mae?? from master skewering her? asdkljghaldkjgh

jecki/mae fics? pls?

thank you for giving them all different colour sabers, very pleasing

bugs as environmental warfare? yes please

jecki is too brave for her own good pls beby don't jump after him like that

THE HELMET

JECKY NO

JEEECKYYY NOOO I JUST LEARNED YOUR NAME

jecky noooo………..

secondary lightsaber surprise was cool, mirroring jecki having two swords earlier, but at what price

there you are, evil manny <3 what a cool entrance

He is legit scary not gonna lie

and hot

"was that its name" EVIL MANNY NO!!!

"she was a child." "you brought her here." Sol. he's not wrong. Jecki was a child. Like the other padawan.

lightsaber held against a head like a gun feels. deeply wrong to how star wars uses them. which is the point. well done.

"jedi like you might call me sith" so i now next to nothing about extended star wars lore but like is this the origin story of the sith? or is that like just anyone who uses jedi powers wrong? like christian vs pagan?

"i don't make the rules. the jedi do. and the jedi says i can't exist." okay no wonder this is so well liked as a queer show. he might be evil but this is a very queer take.

YORD??!!! YOU TOO??!!! I JUST CALLED YOU ANNOYING BUT I THOUGHT WE WOULD HAVE MORE TIME AND YOU WOULD REDEEM YOURSELF AND I WOULD LEARN TO LIKE YOU AND YOU JUST GOT KILLED ON CAMERA

I am shook i did not expect this to be this violent show. not a bump to a head and waking up a couple hours later? no! straight up murder!

this evil manny is more evil than i thought

aaaand mae is off to the woods again

mae stunned her… for yord. who is dead. who i called annoying and who is now dead.

okay kill the last remining jedi without weapons then mister evil manny if it so important to you

(where did yord know evil-manny from tho? "it's you"?)

"I've accepted my darkness. What have you done with yours?" evil-manny is consistently given the best two-liners in this show, these keep on giving one after the another

fuck sol looks so sad what a spot-on casting

the bugs straight-up take him???

pip too

but even thought this edition of star wars kills people I have to believe not even this one would kill the purposefully cutesy robot. right? right???

and the sisters are alone. but the rift is just too big. the misunderstandiiiiiing

…osha didn't just… die? too? did she?? oh lord. please be just gently knocked out. like people should be in a star war

pip is saved, yey!

Welp. Mae is in.

Bazil knows.

And Osha lives.

[sylenth-l]

Shhh nooooo don’t hide them!! (I won’t threaten to steal your pillows but it’s tempting) 💙 Even (and especially in a way) your WIPs are so special and wonderful to look at. I love it all.

And speaking of, -sort of- long ago you posted a couple of process videos. Would you ever consider more? Especially start-to finish? I know that kind of thing is a lot of extra work thanks to editing etc but I just loved seeing those.

Aaah thank you!! ; w ; 💙 But you've seen all my WIPs already I think, it's not like much changed since aksjdhfkjsa OTL

I absolutely want to make more videos, but it's... so hard and time-consuming... I always end up deciding that it's better to draw x3 more than to record just 1 work. Also I've been experimenting with a lot of stuff recently, and I prefer to at least know what I'm doing under the camera, it's uncomfortable enough already as is alskdhflkjs

Actually you've reminded me, I have this one recorded... In scattered parts 💀 Since my phone doesn't have that much memory, I have to record the whole process in relatively short clips. And the thing is that half of these clips ended up being in a very poor quality and/or with fucked up color balance (because I forgot to check settings and remembered about it only midway orz) and some parts turned out to not be recording at all. I got so upset about it that I decided to just forget that it even exists 🤣 Maybe I'll do something with good parts tho, I can't bring myself to just delete it. But then again, it's so old already, I do so many things differently now, what's even the point................ I have to at least record something new before that, I think.

[theangryjikooker]

Interesting perspective that you have on jikook. To me it's kind of hard to judge since they were both sick, but the first two episodes were giving off the kind of vibes that they were reconnecting after some time apart. Which tracks because Jimin seemed extremely busy making two albums. Most telling scenes to me tho was that scene of them in the woods having the conversation about the mosquitoes and flies, and JK asked 'do they miss me' and Jimin replied with 'they can't get over you' when Jimin grabs JK's shirt and JK says he gave him butterflies. Felt like it was a convo about something other than the thing they were talking about, which I think they do a lot on camera lol. And the scene in the bed when JK goes to wake up Jimin. The chemistry was definitely something else, with JK caressing up his leg, Jimin trying to grab JK's face towards him, JK turning him over and slapping his butt. I go back back and forth about whether it's something more than close friendship, but it was definitely giving off the energy that they were trying to hold themselves back from doing more. It'll be interesting to see how the rest of it unfolds.

Just to preface this, I do aim to re-watch these initial episodes. I don't think my first impressions will change much, but I'll likely be watching with other shared viewpoints in mind.

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Reconnecting after some time apart shouldn't be a huge deal. I think what makes this reconnection strange is partly due to the collective sentiment (among shippers) that they're dating. By virtue of this alone, they should reasonably be dialed in to one another, and I'm not getting that sense from them.

From my POV (i.e., they're not romantically involved / I don't think any of the members are), this doesn't really matter. But when I'm trying to objectively watch them as though they're potentially involved, there's a disconnect; the math is not mathing.

But like you said, it's kind of interesting because I also go back-and-forth with them in a different way: they seem to have this constantly shifting connection where I was frequently like, "They're fuckin' weird" to "What the fuck."

They're just getting their bearings; it's the first show they're doing where they're helming it on their own without the assist of other members, so I'm obviously willing to keep my mind open for the later episodes. What bothers me–especially with commentary that I've been seeing–is this smugness that Jkk are not as close anymore when that's clearly incorrect. If you take the romance aspect out of it, they're completely fine. They're extremely dorky, and in these two episodes alone, there's a justification of other members' reactions to them that we've previously seen. As I said–and whether you think there are romantic undertones or not–they're weird as fuck. I cannot stress how weird they are.

I'll also concede to the benefit of shippers that they occasionally look like they're finding a reason to initiate play fighting in a way that's borderline flirtatious. It's giving "I'm going to bother you because I know you're going to retaliate." They're really cheeky, and I find it to be an adorable quality of theirs.

This conveniently brings me to my final point: what I do find funny is how much of an instigator JK actually is, and I get the sense that he knows and takes advantage of the fact that he can get away with his actions pretty easily (and he does this with TH too when he abruptly hangs up on him–that's such a lil bro thing to do).

[dykeseinfeld]

please please please may i ask how/where you managed to acquire cassette tapes & player & how do you record onto them because that sounds cool as FUCK and id love to do something similar but i can’t find anything about burning tapes or even buying them anywhere (or even burning cds tbh)

i got the cassette tape player from retrospekt! they sell a lot of refurbished vintage tech including diff kinds of walkmen and record players and film cameras and tbh. everything's a Little expensive and there are cheaper options out there, but i saw they had very consistently good reviews on products showing up and actually working and i was paranoid abt getting something that doesn't work And i don't know how to fix. i chose the peanuts beagle scouts one for $99, but they have other refurbished and even a couple newer tape players that have bluetooth and such for a bit more money, whatever she's cute

as for casette tapes themselves i already had a bunch bc a lot of record shops will have a section that sells them for like $1-5, and i liked to pick up movie soundtracks as a cool way to have merch even before i could play them at all lol. even if i don't want to listen to the tape, i figured i could record over them with anything i want, but this option are used tho and most of those will be decades old and thus quite warped and fucked, so i finally caved bought a pack of 10 tapes on amazon for like $15 which is still not bad at all (retrospekt and other online sites sell prerecorded cassette tape albums of more modern stuff but they are SO overpriced when you see how cheap blank/used ones are)

for recording over a cassette tape it's very easy, especially if you don't mind your music sounding super fucking shitty lmao. (if you want high quality recording tips i recommend reddit's r/cassetteculture, tho they are all gearheads and spend a lot more money on dedicated tape decks and such than i'm willing to).

get your tape. identify whether it's blank, or if it is a pre-existing tape you're recording over. if blank, skip to step 3.

you're going to see two holes on the outside edges (picture below). these are what prevent a pre-existing tape from being overwritten, so you're going to want to straight up just cover these up (i use scotch tape, shoving crumpled up paper in there also works)

3. grab a male-to-male audio jack (i got mine at best buy). plug one end into the headphone jack of your laptop, the other end into the microphone jack of your cassette tape player. 4. make sure the audio output of your laptop is to "outside headphones" (aka your cassette tape). hit record, and press play on your music! that's it.

side note: if you are recording over! i recommend first recording over both sides completely with silence, just to minimize on ghosting and to straighten out the tape a lil

regardless the audio will be janky, but adjusting what volume the output is helps a lil. idk i'm a Super Novice who is basically in this for the aesthetic and so that i have an excuse not to bring my phone to the library

[longeyelashedtragedy]

oooh modric?

L U K I T A

(i'm already both struggling with the concept of finding just one favorite photo of him, but at the same time i have a very classic go-to hahaha)

favorite thing about them: uh literally everything? if i was raising or helping to raise a boy, i would use luka as a positive role model for non-toxic masculinity. i just adore him in every way. he's not perfect, but he seems like such a good person who operates with intelligence and humility--at the same time he's tough and no pushover! i love his floofy hair and elf face combined with his Manly Voice and best abs in football (and 3rd nipple vibes hahaha...he has a birthmark on his Tits.). plus, his wife Vanja is the queen of wags and in the family photos they seem to be raising their kids to be normal kids--they're not always posed in instagram ready outfits and express their own senses of style instead of wearing cutesy matching outfits (looking at you rakitic family your kids are TOO OLD for that). his football is so sexy and exciting to watch. i will watch his rm highlights and it's just so!!! imagine a lukita & lamps midfield linkup!

also the #old #man #way he #UsesHashtags #😎

also also i like that he is older than i am...i feel like footballers are all 5 years old these days lol

least favorite thing about them: he plays for one of my least favorite teams :( so i never watch him play, lol. but at least rm (as far as i know) treats him decently as an Ancient Player

favorite line: omg...maybe when he cursed out a slovenian ref, "jebem ti mater slovensku u pičku" (def spelled that wrong) ORRR uh the classic when he wrote "I am fucked" in the comments of his ancient insta post

brotp: like...everyone he meets? luka and kova, luka and carli (tho luka ćorluka is def a valid OTP), luka and MARCELO...idk he just seems to bring joy and sunshine to everyone he meets. no wonder his mom called him "my sun" at one of his awards ceremonies.

notp: with messi

otp: i mean....i mean...

R A K I D R I Ć. my first otp of two footballers. it's everything. after all these years i think it still might be my favorite football ship. it gives lamperry in a sense (though lamperry also gives šejan...Interesting) the way Luka makes ivan feel so good and bright and happy and like he belongs (until it all went to shit.). i wish they could have been together somehow, even though vanja is the rare wag i 100% love lol.

(runnerup: modramos)

random headcanon: uhh...lukita is one of those guys who i think is pretty straight, but has some exceptions.

unpopular opinion: STOP CALLING HIM A FUCKING LESBIAN/DYKE i will literally. what the fuck. it ain't cute and saying a man isn't a man bc he has qualities you like? or somehow associate with femininity? is...don't contribute to the problem guys. thank god i haven't seen much of this recently but like...gurguhg it gets my blood Boiling

song i associate with them: ok this is weird...but the only song that makes me think of lukita is "sin pijama" by becky g/natti natasha, and this is only because dejan had an insta video where he's driving to see luka and singing that song into the camera...apparently he wants to see luka in his bedroom without pajamas? modren agenda

favorite picture of them: actually. i'm going into my Archives and posting two random ones

feat. ms VANJA BOSNIĆ herself

[letswrites]

LN- all roads lead to you

Hi, everyone! Hope you all are good. So, I found this on my iCloud notes another day and I decided to aprimorate it and somehow it became an idea to make a series here. I'll write a better sinopses but the story happens in the 2021 season in Monza when Daniel and Lando went to podim and the celebration is at a bar in Milan and he meets her (you can imagine her as the reader if you want it) and the plot is based on that encounter. Hope you like it and feel free to tell me what you think ab it :)

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Chapter 1: Milano

If he was another person and looked at him, he would think he was an idiot cause of the way he looked at a fixed point, frozen, like a psychopath, staring at something that caught his attention in less than 4 seconds inside the room. Actually, someone, not something, cause he was staring at her. Again. It wasn't the first time. Nor the second. The first was at Silverstone when Max embarrassed himself in front of her, asking about her ex-boyfriend without knowing they had broken up. The second in the Netherlands when she was caught by the cameras at the crowd and gently waved at him, and he, without knowing how (cause every time a girl, especially her, smiled or talked more than 2 words with him or even a simple gesture like a wave, he initially got paralyzed) waved back. And now it was a third time and it still felt like he could never get sick of looking at her. Brown hair, light skin, speaking Italian, just as Italian macchiato. That's what she was: hot, delicious, smelled great, Italian. And the two colors mixed up, building perfection, just as macchiato, fit her better than anything else could do. It has to be the blonde chick (he was gladly happy to have the pleasure of, soon, be fucking her good) to bring him back to reality "Lando" he made a noise that should be a 'hum?' still completely disconcerted "what are you staring at?" fuck! He made it too obvious. Time to come back to reality "me? Staring? I'm not staring! I'm listening to you" she arched an eyebrow, not really believing in his words "sure you were" she was about to turn to where his gaze was fixed at a few seconds ago and he couldn't let it happen so he suddenly grabbed her face and kissed her's artificial red colored lips. Not because he liked her, or was excited to take her to bed like he was before she passed through that club door, but because he didn't want to start any press scandal or rumors since she was a public figure as well. Plus, he could fantasize it was her lips even hers would not leave red lipstick stains all over his face, cause differently of the blonde chick, her lips were naturally red, or at least pink shaded. Still natural tho. 'Damn' he always preferred the brunettes anyway.

She saw them. She didn't care, but she was trying so hard to not label him as a womanizer, and it seemed to be like he was doing everything in his power to make her think the opposite: he was always with a girl. And not the same. Even so, she mentally rolled her eyes and continued talking with her brother. They were in Milan. She was passing the weekend in Ravenna, her hometown and Daniel invited her to go out since he was in town to the GP. She agreed to travel a few kilometers to spend some quality time with him. Her brother, Levy, decided to find some fun for himself "I am not a Daniel Riccardo's VIP invited" she rolled her eyes "go find some hookup for yourself" he chuckled, kissing her forehead "ciao", she shook her head watching him leave and already grabbing her phone to text Daniel. Soon, she was on her way to meet him, passing in front of him, who won back all the girl's attention and faith with the surprising kiss. And of course, he took a glance, carefully, just to realize she was wearing jeans shorts, with an Iron Maiden purposely oversized tee and a pair of checkered old school vans, feeling comfortable, feeling confident, radiating happiness and still looking pretty, she didn't need to wear a tight short dress and ridiculous thin high heels, in combination with heavy dark makeup, to catch everyone's attention, he knew it, she knew it, and both were right, cause all eyes were on her, her beautiful smile stamped on her face as a response for all of the glances. He couldn't even believe a human being that perfect really existed.

She didn't bother looking at him, and it offended him, even though he had no right or reason to feel like that, but, fuck, she smiled at every single soul in the club since the other guy left and did not give a miserable glance at him. He deserved a miserable look too! He actually felt glad he had the blonde chick (who he forgot the name) instead of wasting his time with such an unhumble girl. But it was only for a second cause as soon she passed through them, and he gave a good look at her thighs and that peach she called butt, she turned her head to him, without stopping walking and opened a smile. THAT DAMN SMILE. And moved her lips without letting a word escape as an attempt to say 'hey!', which he answered with a tiny smile on the corner of his lips, moving his eyes to the blonde girl, obviously letting her know his companion was the jealous kinda, making her giggle and wink as a goodbye, following her way again. He felt nothing but shot.

…

"Max" "what?" "do you see her?" he indicated the girl talking with Daniel "yes I see" "I need her" "you what?" "I-need-her" he hated to act arrogantly but he was going crazy "what do you mean with needing her?" he looked at Max impatiently "oh!Can't you find another hookup? One that's not on a date with Daniel Riccardo?" "No. And they are not on a date" "why not? Did Cora dump you?" "Who's Cora?" "The blonde girl, red lips, long legs…" Cora! He knew it was something with C "oh! No, I dumped her" Max turned to face him fully "are you crazy?!! What's so special with that one?" "Max! Look. At. Her." he signed but did it. She was pretty, and hot, and had a bright smile, and her hair was glowing, with defined curls and the black outfit fitted her very well, plus she moved her body a lot, especially her hands and eyes. Hot. Lando was right the girl had an irresistible energy. He turned back to the blonde guy "fine. What can I do?" he smiled "good boy" he poked his chest and pointed discreetly to Daniel "I need you to distract Daniel" "how?" "I dunno. Just keep him distracted for a few minutes while I convince her I am a good deal" Max chuckled "someone is very confident tonight" "why shouldn't I?" "It had occurred she might have a boyfriend?" "She doesn't. Another day, Max asked her about her boyfriend, guess they know each other. Anyhow, she said they weren't together anymore. Plus she can't be that hard. Right?" "Well…" he stood up "better she won't, because if it doesn't work and Daniel decide to punch my face for taking his time away from her, I will pleasantly propagate the message" "on mine?" "On yours" he chewed his gum, thoughtful "yeah, she worth the risk" "alright, then" "alright, let's go" "let's go" "wait, wait, wait" he took a deep breath "what now?" "Do I look good? Be honest" "No" "Max" he rolls his eyes "what? you wanted me to be honest" "just shut up". So the duo walked towards the bar where they were sitting and talking, Daniel was the one to notice them "hey, boys!" he turned to greet Max "hi!" "'Re you good?" "Yes, you?" "I am fantastic" "congrats for the pole" "thanks!" she stayed at the background just watching with a childish gaze on her eyes, curious and amazed with the scene, she smiled with the corner of her mouth at them "oh! Guys let me introduce you" he stepped to the side "that's Max and Lando. And she, gentlemen, she's my lady" she opened a full smile, he frowned 'his lady' "nice to meet you" Max said, stretching a hand while Lando was paralyzed. Again. Half lost in his thoughts wondering if Daniel really meant that and half freaking out to be in her presence. She shook Max's hand "nice to meet you too" Her voice. He could finally hear her voice properly, he already heard it at Silverstone but he had some distance from her, but now, the melodic accent left her lips and penetrated his ears so clearly, he felt out of the earth. Max poked Lando's arm "mate…" and he came back to reality "hi!" he stretched his hand as well "I already know you" "and I already know you" she held his hand, firmly and squeezed it and never such an ordinary act felt so heavenly. Her soft skin was in touch with his. So warm, but still cold due to a few rings she was wearing "Of course, you know each other, we're in the presence of celebrities here everybody" she blushed "speaking of celebrities I have some friends that would go crazy if you took a picture with us, would you mind?" Daniel smiled "it would be my pleasure. If my lady let me" he joked 'what does he mean with this?' she smiled "stop! I don't own you" he smiled "be right back then" "okay" and left with Max

"so" she was talking with him "good position today" "hum… yeah. I'm very happy. Happy for Daniel as well" "it was amazing" he approached her a bit "thanks" silence. Fuck! Let's go Lando you have no time to waste. She sipped her beer "can I buy you a drink?" "I… sure" "what do you want?" "What are you having?" "Beer only" "hum… Beer only" he said playfully, she giggled "I like simple" "A simple girl. I want the same as yours" she ordered another beer "it's nice to finally be talking with you" she looked at him, confused. He cleaned his throat "….I mean, directly with you and without accusing you of flirting with a taken guy you barely know" she tilted her head and interrogated playfully "were you accusing me of flirting with a taking guy I barely know!?" he blushed "fuck! It was in my head only" she smiled "sorry" "nice to talk with you too. And don't worry, I'm used with those things" "thanks for the beer" "my pleasure" he sipped "so, you and Daniel…" "No. We're just friends, I am not his lady. It was just a joke. And not a good one" He let a smile escape "that's good…" he mumbled "why?" "Want to take you dancing or something like that" "la tua fidanzata may not like it" "fidan…?" "your girlfriend" "my girl?" "Yeah. The blonde you were kissing" "oh!" she saw "she isn't my girlfriend" he paused, he didn't need to explain himself to a girl he barely knows, but she smiled softly, indicating it was okay if the subject died there. Of course, she'd understand and it just made him want her even more "she was…. Just didn't has the same vibes as I" she nodded, not trusting in his words "it happens. Even so, I can't" "oh" "I mean, I'm here for Daniel Ric, don't want to be the kind of friend that you invite to celebrate a nice moment and they leave or disappear you know?" he smiled "you want to be a good friend, I respect that" "I am a good friend already, caspita!" he grinned, it was a pleasure to be cursed by her, she sipped her beer "Gosh, I love this song" she was referring to 'This Girl by Kungs' and she had a good taste for music. She shook her head along the rhythm of the song "it's a good song" "yep" "dance it with me" "I just explained to you…" "I know! Come on, just one" she looked to Daniel taking pictures and feeling like a rockstar, and fuck, he was a rockstar. She sighed "va bene. Just one" he opened a bright smile, offering his hand, she put the beer back on the counter and accepted it, excited. The simple movement she was making with her head at the bar, started again and soon her perfect curves were moving next to his, propagating her body's warmth to his, sharing all that energy, shaking her hair, taking her feet off the floor, so close, he finally paid attention to all her details. The smell of her hair and skin, the only makeup on her face a bit of glitter, the perfect jawline, and how small she was when standing so close. And he liked it all, everything. And when the song ended, he only wanted to throw back in time and replay the song (which he didn't enjoy that much) for eternity, just for staying in that moment with her a few more. She smiled, hands on her hips, trying to catch her breath "oh, it was fun! Thanks for insisting" "saying like that it feels like I'm an assaulter" she laughed "stop" she poked his chest. Solid, muscly chest. He followed her movement, the tension between them weighing the air, as her touch was the Big Bang explosion; in a moment everything was light and ecstatic, and then: boom! She noticed as well, clearing her throat and breaking the eye contact "I… should go back to my friends" "sure. It was the deal" he took her hand again and left a kiss in there, her eyes following every movement of his and when he was already loosening her hand to leave, she held it "wait a minute" "hum?" and pulled his face to kiss him. On lips. On his freaking lips. Those damn naturally pink renaissance masterpieces in direct touch with his lips, soft and warm and gentle, but still aggressive. Pure bliss.

Even so, she was no fool, she wanted him badly, but she wanted him to want her badly as well, not only an itinerant one night hookup, so she parted from the kiss, smirking "maybe we can dance more songs in another time" he wasn't even thinking well "hum… sure! Are we going to see each other again?" more smirk "if I am lucky enough" he nodded "maybe more songs at the next time" "bye then" she said already walking again backward "bye then" he waved weirdly.

[blueskittlesart]

Okay okay big ask - rate every loz game you’ve played (by stars or in order I don’t mind)

ok lets go!! i rated them on both story and gameplay seperately bc those r 2 different ratings in my mind lol. they're in the order i played them except aoc at the end bc it's not main-line. i also left out games i haven't finished yet (nes zelda, zelda II, ALBW)

OOT: gameplay 9/10 | story 1000000/10 video game of all time. i mean this with 100% sincerity playing oot was fundamental for me. gameplay gets 1 point off tho bc i vividly remember crying because i couldn't make the camera go where i wanted it to the first time i ever played it

MM: gameplay 7/10 | story 10/10 i think this game is a perfectly cohesive sequel to oot in basically every way possible. the navi thing makes me insane obviously but i won't dock a point for it because i understand narratively why the choice was made and like. it works. the only complaint i have with this game is that the gameplay itself was super difficult for me both now and when i was younger--not the dungeons specifically, but the timer being there and counting down in real time was so anxiety-inducing for me that it distracted from the story. I do actually like the timer from like an objective standpoint and i think it was really well-implemented i just can't enjoy it fully because of my own hangups lol

BOTW: gameplay 10/10 | story 1000/10 perfect game. i don't feel the need to elaborate. i genuinely think in like 10 years this game is going to be the modern-day oot in terms of industry influence

ALTTP: gameplay 8/10 | story 8/10 okay this is my first less-than-perfect story score and i want to make it clear that i am obsessed with the story of alttp ok. obsessed. but i can recognize that a lot of what i find great about this game comes from my own analysis and is. not actually super present in the source material. and it is the 3rd loz game ever released and. well. it shows. that being said i think of all the 2d games to play you should play this one

LINK'S AWAKENING: gameplay 6/10 | story 0/10 sorry i. did not like this game lol. too much retro-style gameplay and not enough interesting story to make up for it. i also vehemently hate platformers so the sidescrolling dungeon segments made me want to kms. the story also does not actually happen like. within the game's own canon bc it's all a dream so i couldn't bring myself to care. i never even beat this game bc the final boss pissed me off too much

TP: gameplay 8/10 | story 0/10 fuck this game. the story sucked. it was poorly written and disjointed, a huge mess thematically, and 90% of the non-dungeon gameplay felt like needless padding. i've said it before and i'll say it again: twilight princess was an oot remake written by people who did not understand ocarina of time and got all their information on the loz franchise from youtube videos with clickbait thumbnails entitled "10 DARK SECRETS nintendo doesn't want you to know!!!" that being said the motion controls were still better than sksw and it had some of the better dungeon designs in the franchise. fuck that fishing minigame tho

SKSW: gameplay 4/10 | story 10/10 ok to preface this i played the original wii version which is why the gameplay rating is so low. i would rather die than play through this game on my shitty old wii again holy shit. that being said the story was phenomenal and i'm really glad it got a remake with a functional control scheme so hopefully more people will see that

WW: gameplay 6/10 | story 9/10 this is a hard one for me. again i need you to understand that i played the gameboy version and therefore had to do the gameboy triforce hunt which is why the gameplay score is so low, but there were also some quality-of-life things like the hitbox sizes and some of the dungeon design that pissed me off a bit. as for the story, there are pieces of it that i could analyze obsessively for hours on end but there are also pieces that are kind of clunky to me in regards to the overall lore so it gets a less-than-perfect score lol

(bonus because it isn't really a main-line loz game) HWAOC: gameplay 8/10 | story 6/10 sigh. i want to like this game way more than i do. the gameplay is genuinely fun at times if a bit underwhelming compared to the game it takes its setting and characters from, but it never claimed to be a mainline game so i don't fault it too much for that. the story could be SO GOOD and there are some pockets of greatness in there (the sword-claiming scene, the scene where zelda's powers activate, general extra characterization of the champions, etc) but they just had to throw in some timeline fuckery and the most boring hot-topic-wannabe villain in the fucking world and ruin it for themselves. agh

[tatney]

saw first time viewing livewatch thoughts

* adam is so transgender <3

* oh so the quality of my ill eagle copy isn’t that bad it’s just that the lights were off lol

* his name is lawrence gordon. he’s a DOCTOR

* mr elwes sir please stop mumbling my autistic ears cannot hear your

* MR FAULKNER STANHEIGHT IS A WHOWERE. WHY DID YOU SHOW HIM YOUR TIT

* aha lawrence is t posing :)

* adam. my widdle boy

* lawrence telling him to take his shirt off 👀

* GSMSHSKWYKSBSKSUWLHD JOHN IS SUCH A BITCH

* I KNOW EVERYONE IN THE FANDOM CALLS ADAM PATHETIC BUT GOD

* john mulaney hmm gross!.jpeg

* okay but i WOULD have checked under the toilet lid first. the things you’ll do for an older man 😔

* these two are so bad at playing catch. the kids who didn’t run the mile representation

* if i could see cary elwes’ eyebrows better i’d find him s*xier

* JOHN KRAMER I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF. I HATE THIS MAN I CANNOT STAND THIS MAN

* so the editing really IS like that huh

* yes he IS a murderer you stupid son of a bitch. there is no “technically” about it you fucking idiot

* we’ve got two bitches from lost my beloved :)

* THAT’S THE PRESIDENT FROM THE BLACKLIST TOO

* all of sing’s clothes are too big for him. small man :)

* MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY MANDY

* PLEASE GOD I LOVE HER I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH I’LL CRY

* i knew that the editing was like THAT but not that MUCH ya know goddamn

* oh a giallo style shot. lov that <3

* MISS SHAWNEE SMITH DESERVES EVERY AWARD ACTUALLY

* motherfucker on his liddol tricycle

* i would piss on that fucking puppet

* futurama they must learn our peaceful ways by force.jpeg

* that’s just john’s vibe

* i wonder how much of saw inspired the batman arkham games thinking emoji

* how am i only half an hour way through

* tbh i want this kid’s duvet not kidding

* girl you in DANGER

* and i want that big snake :)

* HE’S NOT PLAYING THIS LITTLE PIGGY. NOT IN A MOVIE WHEREIN PEOPLE DON PIG MASKS BC THEIR REPRESENT REBIRTH AND PEOPLE ARE CONTINUOUSLY CUTTING THEIR FEET OFF. MR WHANNEL I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU

* “she’s beautiful” he’s taking about the dog BSBNSYSLAYSLSBLSU

* “where’s the. uh lucky wife” and you mean to tell me that adam isn’t a homosexual when he looks at lawrence like that while saying this line

* “i’m always missing from the photos” oh sir i’ve been on saw tumblr just you wait for the dramatic irony to hit just you WAIT

* oh god i though jigsaw wrote a slur in there good GOD

* very billy from black christmas vibes, harold finch from person of interest :)

* excuse me mr tapp but who’s amy and why do you have her starbucks order

* OOOOOOOHHHH FUNKY TRANSITION

* james wan you are such a KING

* “who said anything about a warrant?” sir that’s illegal

* sir that’s breaking and entering

* sir that’s a LOT of paperwork that you won’t be able to complete bc you’ll be dead soon but STILL

* did jigsaw plan on lawrence wearing blue or was that a funny coincidence lol

* john’s wearing his bathrobe

* HIS ASSASSINS CREED BATHROBE HOLY SHIT

* ooh slidey door. wonder if there’ll be more of those later on teehee hoo hoo

* somebody show tapp the “that’s not your depression bed; that’s your nest omega” tiktok and see if that does anything

* “what do you want me to do? i’m on a leash” DOGBOY ADAM DOGBOY ADAM DOGBOY ADAM

* “you wanna put something in this room in your mouth?” “YES!!!!!!” are these lines from fanfiction verbatim

* adam you’re so fuckin stupid why would you spy on a man but keep the flash of your camera on

* OOOOOOOOOOH IT’S THE CINEMATIC PIG CARPARK SCENE

* “whatEVER” “i’m dealing with a juvenile.....” this is what happens when you have a sugar baby lawrence

* INFAMOUS ADAM GENDER SMOKING FAKE DEATH BREAKDANCE SCENE LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO

* little dogboy twink photographers have me in a perpetual chokehold they really do

* i mean he’ll waste a lot of film but. okay i guess this is a horror movie after all gsmshsksynbsmahsp

* BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR GAY LITTLE PUPPET WITH MY BAT

* oh adam really is serving jonathan byers teas with the baseball bat and the camera as weapons. fuck

* cary elwes posh little accent coming THROUGH

* adam doesn’t make sense as cis man. he just doesn’t look at that man he’s so transgender

* ok but lawrence’s “mistress” is GORGEOUS actually omg

* i’m still gonna say that he’s gay tho. u can’t take that away form me lol

* adam’s wrists are so LIMP holy shit

* lawrence gordon classist moments

* mr elwes please control your accent sir i’m struggling not to laugh

* ok ally’s a girlboss then !

* michael emerson my beloved. when you try to be evil you have all the menace of a disgruntled bunny rabbit

* “lawrence get up! i need you!” now when you fuckers told me these two were gay you didn’t say THIS gay

* at least ally and diana are ok :)

* ok my headcanon is that lawrence is originally from england but was moved to america as a kid bc i need in contextual reasons for all of the accent slips that i can’t take seriously

* ADAM GIRLBOSS MOMENT

* “don’t worry i’ll bring someone back i promise” YOU LYING TRICK ASS MOTHERFUCKER I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF /j /affectionate

* at least john’s got that ARCH

* IT’S THE SCENE IT’S THE SCENE

* god that movie fucked. that movies fucked SO hard good god no wonder gay people love it

* ok i think that ill league gull copy broke my laptop lol

[meltwonu]

| 🍒 CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB! 🍒 |     [CHAPTER 19]

pairing; dom!seungcheol x camgirl!reader

this chapter’s notes; camshow, powerbottom!seungcheol, brat!seungcheol, dom!reader, restraints(handcuffs), sex toys, dirty talk, degradation, dumbificiation, spitplay, yall the way i be using DDD like i’m guy fieri in this bitch ☠️ dkjfhdskh Also, merry christmas if you celebrate it!! Happy holidays!! Be safe, enjoy your day~💕 I’d say this is my gift to yall but I update every friday, I just so happen to be uploading on christmas LOL Although, Cherry Bomb has been a gift to write 🥺!! One more chapter after this, I can’t believe it... But also first chapter of DD next week 😳 Hehe~ as always, inbox roundup this weekend! Enjoy ch 19 and have a great weekend everyone!! ❤️🍒💕

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“Hyung… Are you… Okay?”

Seungcheol drops the set of skates in his hold; eye twitching when he turns to face both Seokmin and Jeongguk who stare back at him with a concerned gaze. “You haven’t moved from this spot in the last 15 minutes, Jeongguk was starting to get worried… And honestly, me too. You look like you’ve seen a ghost. Or three.”

“I, uh, yeah, I’m good.” Seungcheol laughs it off, shaking his head and letting out a deep breath he didn’t realize he was holding in. “It’s just… Well, I don’t wanna spoil anything but I’m just nervous for tonight.” He bites his bottom lip, remembering when you’d posted the notice to your homepage that basically sealed in the plans you had for him and really, what he had in store for you too.

The two younger males share a look, eyebrows raised. “Whatever’s got you this nervous must be good ‘cause you literally just zoned out and turned into a mannequin for 15 minutes. It was weird!” Jeongguk laughs; half in nervousness for Seungcheol and half in amusement. “Me and Seokmin snapped a few pics too. For posterity.”

Seungcheol rolls his eyes before he picks up the pair of skates again, “Okay, okay, enough with the teasing. Get back to work before Namjoon-hyung sees us all over here!”

“We could say the same to you!”

“Interesting setup…” Seungcheol mutters, eyes glossing over the vibrator, pink fuzzy handcuffs, and cockring that are neatly lined up on the bed. “Should I be concerned that this looks a little too normal?”

You laugh under your breath as you readjust your bra strap one last time before easing onto the bed yourself; patting the spot next to you. “Nah, trust me, it’s not gonna be that crazy. Now c’mere, we only have 10 minutes ‘til we need to start and you’re just standing there fidgeting like we’re about to fuck for the first time ever.”

“Damn, we should’ve done a show with a corruption kink or something.”

“Hey, it’s never too late!”

artist8hao: this looks relatively normal considering the notice

kitty_junjun has donated $75

gc__koo: yea… and considering how i found hyung earlier

alphagyu97: ???

alphagyu97: wdym

gc__koo: mans was a statue 

xcaliburDK: yea it was weird, it was like he was possessed 

sleepy_wonu: wait u work with him too??

therealchan99: wait is that why u almost quit?

xcaliburDK: can we not talk about me right now thank u

universe_WZ has donated $75

angelhan has donated $100

artist8hao has donated $50

“Well! Aren’t you all a lively bunch tonight!” You giggle softly, wrapping an arm around one of Seungcheol’s as he tenses up under your touch. “Seungcheol’s so tense tonight! Can we get some words of encouragement for him before we start~”

gc__koo: ayyyy my man its gonna be ok

hoshi_tiger_xx: think of it this way, any of us would pay to be in your position rn

tangerine_kwan: l i t e r a l l y

chwenon: its not like ur getting pegged 

chwenon: right

Seungcheol’s cheeks bloom a bright pink, wide eyes meeting yours as you laugh loudly. “Wait, is that what the vibrator is for ‘cause I--”

“No, no, no! Seungcheol’s not getting pegged tonight, okay?” Grinning, you ease off the bed and make your way towards the nightstand as Seungcheol watches you from behind.

You grab the item, smiling as you hide it from Seungcheol’s view for a little while longer.

“See, when we, really just I, decided to do this back to back camshow for the last time, I really wanted to try something new, y’know? But nothing too far out there ‘cause I didn’t wanna push our boundaries too much.” You move your hand, flashing the object in front of Seungcheol’s face as he raises an eyebrow.

“A gopro?”

Nodding, you show it to the camera, “Mmhmm~ The quality is gonna go down a bit but I think it’ll be okay! It’ll be worth it~” You set it down next to the array of toys, winking at the camera before settling in next to Seungcheol again.

You lean into his side, grabbing his arm and putting it on your inner thigh as you moan. “Thought that they’d like a new view of us, y’know? Instead of just the static view that we usually have. Now you can film me riding your cock and get a good view of it for the camera~” Seungcheol smirks as he drags his hand up your thigh; fingertips grazing against your panties as you mewl.

“So that’s the game you wanna play tonight, huh, baby? You wanna film each other up close and personal for everyone to see?”

He can feel his cock twitch in his sweats, already eager to see where this went.

“Well…” You bite the inside of your cheek, face hot as you pry his hand off of you. “Actually, I want you up by the headboard while I set up this gopro. Think you can shimmy up there, ‘Cheol?”

The male nods slowly, shuffling towards the headboard as you turn to the camera. “The stream’s probably gonna cut out for a sec while I set this up but please be patient with me, okay?” Winking, you quickly set up the gopro before cutting out the stream to fiddle with the settings and changing it so that the stream was coming from the gopro instead.

“Ah, good! It works!” You make sure everyone can see you from the smaller device before you’re rejoining Seungcheol on the bed; eyes twinkling with mischief as you hand the gopro to him before reaching for the toys you’d laid out.

chwenon: im rly curious about this

universe_WZ: i know, same

alphagyu97: fuck the angles we’re about to get with this for future shows tho

hoshi_tiger_xx: oh hell yeah

Seungcheol holds onto the gopro, making sure to film you as you hold the vibrator in your hand. ���Let’s start with this first, huh?” You don’t waste a second before you’re turning the toy on and pressing it against his clothed cock.

“Oh, s-shit!” He almost loses his grip on the small camera when his body threatens to double over at the vibrations that quickly have shivers running up his spine. “Oh fuck, that’s---that’s so s-strong!” Seungcheol’s hips cant up, grinding against the vibrations when he realizes how good it actually feels.

“Strong? It’s only the lowest setting, baby. Is your cock that sensitive?” You smile; voice laced with a teasing lilt and the pieces start to fall for Seungcheol when you seem to spit his own words back at him.

“That’s h-how it’s gonna be, huh?” He grits out, jaw clenched when you raise the setting to the second highest. “F-fuck, you---”

“What? We’re playing like I wanna tonight, right, ‘Cheollie?” Licking your lips, you lean in close to the camera before your lust filled eyes meet his.

“And tonight, you’re just my dumb little fucktoy that I get to play with, aren’t you?”

Seungcheol tugs against the fuzzy pink handcuffs that keep him bound to the headboard; gritting his teeth when you turn off the toy for the third time.

“Ah, ah, ah, don’t move around too much, Seungcheol. Dumb little fucktoys should be good and stay still, right?”

“Right.” Muttering, he watches as you bring the camera closer to his cock again, filming the vibrator that you tap against the cock head; both covered in precum.

“Your cock is already so hard~ God you’re so fuckin’ easy~” You squirm a little from where you straddle his thighs; already wanting to sit on his cock but also knowing you still wanted to play with him a little longer while you had him underneath you.

angelhan: goddamn she’s so fucking hot when shes the dom???

therealchan99: the way i would pay her to choke me and spit in my mouth

alphagyu97: she could put me on a leash and i’d bark without question

You turn on the toy again, pressing it against his cock as he groans and thrusts his hips up. “Ah! We should use the last toy, before you end up cumming without my permission.” Seungcheol lets out a choked sob at the way you sound so cheery, eyes looking up towards the ceiling while you set the vibrator down in favor of the cockring.

Wrapping a hand around his cock, you work you hand up and down as you smear the precum down his shaft. “Hmm~ Bet you’d cum right now if I just sucked you off, huh?”

“Dunno, why don’t you sink your pretty ‘lil mouth down on me and find out?” He snarkily replies.

You shoot him an angelic smile; one that makes him realize he really shouldn’t have said anything when you hurriedly ease the cockring down until it sits at the base of his cock. Grabbing the vibrator again, you turn it onto its highest setting before bringing it back to his cock and holding it parallel to his shaft. “You’re so mouthy~ You should really be careful with that~”

Seungcheol lets out a sharp, shaky breath; eyes wider than saucers when he feels his abdomen tightening and the pleasure rapidly building up in his body. “W-wait, but---but, ah, h-hold on, it--it feels like I’m g-gonna cum!” He tugs against his restraints as his entire body squirms and thrashes against the bed at the sensations that flood his body.

“Ah, you really are so fuckin’ easy for me, Seungcheol~”

A weird feeling washes over Seungcheol when he feels his cock twitching; mouth open in stuttered breaths as his eyebrows furrow. It felt like an orgasm, but at this point, he can’t even tell. “Wh--what?” He lets out a drawn out groan, throwing his head back against the pillows just as you shut the toy off and toss it to the side.

“I think you just experienced your first dry orgasm, huh? Not so fun being on the other side, is it? Being played with~” You laugh teasingly, readjusting yourself until you’re grinding down onto his cock. instead. “Mmh, I’m gonna use your cock and I’m gonna make myself cum and you can’t do anything about it~ Just my own personal fucktoy watching me get off~”

You take the gopro and set it down right on Seungcheol’s chest, “Don’t move, or else.” He nods once shakily, watching as you lift yourself up and position his cock right at your soaking entrance. 

The two of you share a moan once you finally start to sink down onto his cock but Seungcheol knows he won’t actually be able to cum anytime soon.

chwenon: they rly said VIEWS on this one

gc__koo: honestly, i aint even tryna get off i just like watching knowing hyung is lowkey suffering

gc__koo has donated $100

gc__koo: its like a reward

kitty_junjun: he’ll be lucky if he even gets to cum again lbr

sleepy_wonu: oh how the tables have turned huh?

sleepy_wonu has donated $100

tangerine_kwan: wait but…

tangerine_kwan: if today was her idea and tomorrow is his…

chwenon: uh oh

artist8hao: oh i didnt even think about that

artist8hao has donated $100

artist8hao: for the aftercare funds  

kitty_junjun: dont be too hard on her!!

kitty_junjun: also breakfast on me when ur not too tired

You start bouncing in his lap, loud moans on your lips when his cock curves perfectly into your g-spot.

“Oh, fuh--fuck, your cock is so g-good! Fuckin’ hits me so, hah, d-deep!”

Seungcheol can’t do anything but grit his teeth and let you alternate between bouncing on his lap and swiveling your hips atop his own; jaw clenched tight. “Y-yeah? Your so-called sex toy fucks you g-good? I don’t even have to, ah, do anything, all I have to do is lay here and you’d cum, huh?” He smirks up at you, convincing himself he’s one-upped you when you pout and halt your movements.

He lets out a soft groan when you clench around him and you’re quick to grab the gopro still sitting on his chest before turning the camera towards him.

“Such a bold mouth you’ve got. But don’t forget, you’re the one handcuffed to the bed and you’ve got a cockring on, baby~ I can give you more dry orgasms if you’d like?” You lick your lips, “Be a good little fucktoy and open your mouth for me.”

Seungcheol narrows his eyes before obeying, lips parting hesitantly. “Now, stick your tongue out.” You turn the camera and hold it from the side; filming yourself as you let a glob of spit fall from your lips, directly onto Seungcheol’s waiting tongue.

A shiver runs up his spine when he draws his tongue back in to swallow the saliva, hazy eyes staring back up at you when he parts his lips to show you that he’s swallowed it all down.

“See? You can be so obedient. You just choose to be a brat.”

“Where’s the fun if I make it easy for you? And it’s cute watching you trying to dom me when we both know how much you like being under me.”

You resume your movements, swiveling your hips as you set the gopro back down onto his chest. “Ah, all the things I could do to you right now, ‘Cheol~ We should do this again so I can try some wax play on you… Or, hah, m-maybe even ice play? Since your body is so fuckin’ sensitive. Bet you’d be so fuckin’ cute cumming over and over and whining when the overstimulation starts to bite~”

It only takes a second for Seungcheol to mentally say ‘screw it’ before he uses all his strength to plant his feet down onto the bed and start thrusting up into you. Your body jerks on top of him, surprised noises spilling from your lips at the strength he exerts in his frustration.

“My body’s sensitive? You take one look at me and your panties are fuckin’ soaked.” Seungcheol scoffs, watching as you grab the gopro and set it to the side before it topples off of him. “I might be your dumb little fucktoy today but you’re mine too. My dumb ‘lil cocksleeve that only knows how to beg me for cock. Your pussy was made for me, baby. Don’t forget that.”

The pleasure builds inside your body as you meet his thrusts and for a second, you contemplate taking off the handcuffs and the cockring, but instead deciding to keep them on. Unless he begged.

“Fuck, S--Seungcheol, ‘m g-gonna cum~” You reach down, fingertips on your clit as you hurry to throw yourself over the edge of an orgasm. “That’s right, cum on my cock like the desperate ‘lil cock hungry girl you are.” He growls in frustration; wanting to cum but knowing he wouldn’t be able to unless you took the cockring off.

“Oh god, Seungcheol!”

Your walls flutter around his cock and he lets out a garbled moan at how good you feel when you cum; exhaling harshly at the frustration of not being able to cum with you. “That’s right, bet it feels good with my cock inside your tight ‘lil cunt, huh?”

He halts his movements just as you opt to grind down on him, fingertips still rubbing and pinching at your clit as you ride out your high. “Mmh, bet you wanna cum too, don’t you, ‘Cheol? Wanna, ngh, fill my p-pussy up with your cum like you always do~ But do you even deserve it? Or should I leave you here and let you cool down?”

alphagyu97: the energy we’ve created in the studio tonight

xcaliburDK: i know, holy shit

angelhan: i feel like i'm actually scared for this man im ngl

alphagyu97: if she lets u cum ur a lucky man

You let out a sultry moan; body filled with warmth as the last bits of your orgasm wash over you. “You’ve been so mouthy and bratty but I wanna feel you cum too, so I’ll be nice tonight~”

Smart move, he thinks.

Raising yourself off of his cock, you let out a whimper at the emptiness you feel; pussy clenching around emptiness as you settle back down onto his thighs that are slick with your wetness. “Mmh… On second thought… Why don’t you beg a little? Lemme hear how much you wanna cum~”

He feels his cock twitch and realizes you won’t make this any easier. “Fuck, okay, p-please.... Please take the cockring off so I can cum… I--I wanna cum inside your pretty ‘lil cunt, fuck, I don’t even care if you just jerk me off just---just please take it off! I’ll t-take it easy on you tomorrow, I s-swear!” Seungcheol almost accidentally spoils his ideas for his planned camshow and he quickly bites his bottom lip before he accidentally says too much.

“That was weak but it’s okay. Dumb fucktoys don’t need to think much, do they? Only good for being used like a toy~”  You pout mockingly at him before you’re easing the cockring off of him and Seungcheol lets out a guttural moan when you immediately wrap a hand around his cock and start jerking him off.

“You weren’t very nice with your words tonight so you’ll cum with just my hand.”

“Fu--fuck, that’s fine, just let m-me cum, please!”  You work your hand up and down his shaft, giggling when you already feel his cock throbbing in your hand when you run your hand from the base to the tip.

“Cum for me, Seungcheol~”

He lets out a small whine, eyes clamped shut when he finally cums and for the first time in his life, he feels himself momentarily black out with how hard his orgasm hits him. Ropes of cum hit his chest as you work him through it, alternating the tightness of your grip on his cock as he whines and moans in return.

“Ah, you’re cumming so much this time~ You’re making such a mess!” You tease.

Seungcheol can barely hear a word you say through the ringing in his ears once his orgasm starts to ebb away and he feels himself slump against the bed as he catches his breath.

His chest rises and falls in deep breaths and he feels you leaning over him to undo the handcuffs; tired sighs on his lips as he tries to focus on you through bleary eyes. He can feel his entire body twitching and he swears his arms have. gone numb from being handcuffed to the headboard. “You’re gonna get it tomorrow, I swear…” He mutters, no real threat to his tired words. 

“Hey, you said you were gonna take it easy on me tomorrow!”

“Yeah, well...” 

tangerine_kwan: yo im excited to see the sequel to this

gc__koo: i have some… ideas

gc__koo: things r falling into place

gc__koo: my brain is expanding

hoshi_tiger_xx: i feel like its gonna be intense lol

xcaliburDK: knowing hyung…

xcaliburDK has donated $100

xcaliburDK: if u call into work on monday i wont even question it

“Here, you need to drink this, ‘Cheol!”

The said male groans as he tugs a pillow into his arms, already on the brink of sleeping when you finally end your camshow. “But ‘m tired…” He whines. “Can’t we just go to bed and clean up in the morning? The cum on my chest is already dried, it won’t get on the sheets.” You roll your eyes in return, sitting next to him on the bed.  

“Oh, so now you’re being a big baby? I’m just trying to get you to drink some water and we need to get you at least a little cleaned up for bed. You can’t go to bed like this, y’know. And anyway, we need to be in top condition for tomorrow show too. We gotta get cleaned up and eat a little something.” You laugh under your breath, shaking your head as he only whines harder. 

“C’mon, I always do it for you, right?”

He nods only once before he’s sitting up tiredly; a shaky hand reaching for the glass of water you hold out to him. You immediately take notice of the slight redness around his wrists, pouting as you help him finish the glass before setting it down onto the nightstand.

“Your wrists got so red from the handcuffs, ‘Cheol… You should’ve said something if it hurt, I would’ve taken them off…”

Seungcheol grins at you, eyes unfocused with sleepiness. “Who said it hurt? I didn’t even feel that in comparison to that horrible dry orgasm you made me experience. God, it was like… Like when you have a dream but it feels real until you try to grab for something and realize you can’t?”

The two of you share a laugh as you help Seungcheol off of the bed so that the two of you could properly get cleaned up before he flopped back down onto the sheets.

“Yeah? Trust me, that wasn't even the worst I could’ve done! You’re lucky I took it easy for my first time!”  

[sunshineseung]

If Stray Kids had OnlyFans :)

Chan - Lots of almost-porn. Nothing too revealing, so don’t expect pictures of his dick. You CAN expect pics of his hands, arms, abs, and chest tho! All his pics would be in black and white other than a few special pics that you have to pay extra for. He’d also post audios of him moaning and talking, probably saying something like “ahhh baby I’m so hard for you, please fuck me~” hhh he isn’t active much tho so don’t expect a lot of content. Cherish what he posts, because he won’t post often.

Minho - king of naked mirror selfies and high-quality dick pics. He’d post videos of him jerking off a lot, sometimes with audio and sometimes without. Don’t worry, he’ll also post pics of his hole sometimes, but those are extra. Actually, a lot of pics cost extra. A man like Lee Minho isn’t cheap! He likes posting audios a lot just because he likes to dirty talk into a microphone while he jacks off. Overall it’s very much worth the money!!!

Changbin - Loads of lewd mirror selfies with him dressed up in suits or work out clothes while you can see the imprint of his dick. He’d also post plenty of shirtless pics. You only get the occasional dick pic, but even then, it’s usually just a self-taken average man pic, yaknow? like where it’s just taken with his phone on his chest and his hand on his dick. But that’s okay! Because he’s hot and you can’t complain. He doesn’t make many pics cost extra, even if it’s a full dick pic. How considerate? :)

Hyunjin - Esspensive maaan. Most of if pics cost extra, but DAMN!!!! THEY ARE PICTUREESS!!! PHOTOGRAPHS!!! He poses, he has photographers taking pictures for him (probably seungmo but...) and it’s all very high-budget. I imagine him having a very active and popular only fans too. Pictures, videos, stories, you get it all. He’s a man for the people if you’re willing to pay a pretty penny for what you want. He’ll post feet pics if enough people will pay.

Jisung - He’s the most active out of all the boys, which sounds weird, but in my head, he’s the horniest member, so he’s always on onlyfans, even if it isn’t just his page. Lots of pics, videos, even selfies if people ask for them. Another member who likes naked mirror selfies, but he also likes shirtless ft. sweatpants bulge pics. His pictures are low quality and usually shot with his phone, but he actually tries to take good pictures. He doesn’t value his monthly subscription that high, and he doesn’t make a lot of posts cost extra. He just likes receiving compliments ;)

Felix - hehehe he posts a lot of teasing posts like chan, but more of him in clothes like womens panties and skirts and cute outfits rather than just his hands. His most popular posts are his audios with his deep ass voice, so OBVIOUSLY, his account is gonna be full of them. He interacts with his fans a lot too! He doesn’t post many dick pics if any, but he does like posting pictures of his bulge in womens panties like I said. His account is one of the most aesthetic for sure.

Seungmin - another high quality boy but he takes his own pictures with a camera timer since no one can do it like him and he doesnt trust anyone else. He’d probably have the most variety on his account in terms of types of photos and fetishess. I can imagine him just posting photos of his sex toy collection being like “don’t you wish i could use these on you?” And teasing his fans. He would post audios too, but not as frequent as photos. In terms of price, the entry level price would be kinda high, but he wouldn’t post much content that costs extra.

Jeongin - i’d imagine he takes dick pics like a teenage boy too TT just shot with his iphone 6, vertical, low lighting... yeah. But damn, it’s a good dick so you pay! He also posts pics of him shirtless or flexing his arms although he doesn’t really understand why his followers like them, but whatever. He mostly posts audios of him jerking off, although they arent edited or anything because he can’t stand hearing himself like that. He never post pics with his face in them either! No way he’s having his older friends recognize him. Too embarrassed!